Another awesome joke !!

We were having a dinner together tonight in a chinese restaurant here. The dinner was set at 7 30 this evening, but since we arrived at the downtown like 30 mins earlier, we decided to go for a quite walk to catch up a little bit. And then, there was one real hot gal coming towards us. She was wearing a deep purple silk maxi dress with pleat tuck waist detail and fringing at the bust, with a huge cleavage right in front of her. So, one of my friends was just, i mean, like staring at those boobs all the ways until the other friend hit him in his head.

A : Hey, what the hell were you doing back there? Staring at someone like that until your eyes want to come out from the eye socket. 

B: You see, I was just busy calculating the time it will take for those heavy boobs to fall down. We only have 1 single force, gravity, so that will be easy, and if you didn't disturb me, I would have finished by now. 

Friend A burst into laughter and everyone heard the conversation and they started to join in the conversation. For sure they would, most of them are boys after all. 

C: You see, there is just some small problem with the thing. You forgot to include the weight of the nipples. Although I totally agree that they are not as heavy as the boobs themselves, it may have an effect on the final result that you are going to get. 

Everyone was laughing like hell, i mean, who can still stay calm after hearing those kind of stupid jokes after all? But, we had not finished yet, something more interesting was coming. 

D: Hell man, you guys are really idiots. Never had any physics classes in your life before? Boobs have their elasticity, so I will consider them as an oscillator, just like a pendulum, swinging forth and backward. So, you have to consider the force of an oscillator in the equation too. 

A, B and C : True, true, how come we have never thought of that before? Respect respect, our physicist. (Clapping hands and nodding heads at the same time)

Me: Let's not forget the frictional force of the air, just in order to have the result as accurate as possible. 

So, in the end, we came out with a diagram as below, so now, it was impossible to solve the equation without having any paper or pen in our hands. 

All of us were so satisfied with the final equation that we have and then, some of my friends said that they were going to solve it as soon as they got back home (Hell, as if they would!! That was just a stupid joke, nothing more than that!) But, everyone was laughing, well, that was the point of our dinner after all. 

Wait wait wait, hold on a second, when did I say that we were just only boys? The girls didn't sound even a little bit throughout the whole conversation up until the very end. 

Girl A: Well than, at least we got some frictional force and the natural elasticity to support our boobs and keep them in place from falling. Let's look at another example, such as penis. For penis, you guys only the gravitational force since the shape of the penis is not very well adapted to the frictional force of the air (shape like the head of the airplane, reducing the frictional force of the air greatly and therefore can move in a high velocity). So, in conclusion, penis is going to reach the ground in less than 10 seconds !!!

Everyone was laughing like hell this time. I even got some water came out from my eyes back then. What a joke !

Me: Respect respect, here come the Nobel prize winner in physics this year !! You are the boss. HAHAHAHA