Another awesome joke !!

We were having a dinner together tonight in a chinese restaurant here. The dinner was set at 7 30 this evening, but since we arrived at the downtown like 30 mins earlier, we decided to go for a quite walk to catch up a little bit. And then, there was one real hot gal coming towards us. She was wearing a deep purple silk maxi dress with pleat tuck waist detail and fringing at the bust, with a huge cleavage right in front of her. So, one of my friends was just, i mean, like staring at those boobs all the ways until the other friend hit him in his head.

A : Hey, what the hell were you doing back there? Staring at someone like that until your eyes want to come out from the eye socket. 

B: You see, I was just busy calculating the time it will take for those heavy boobs to fall down. We only have 1 single force, gravity, so that will be easy, and if you didn't disturb me, I would have finished by now. 

Friend A burst into laughter and everyone heard the conversation and they started to join in the conversation. For sure they would, most of them are boys after all. 

C: You see, there is just some small problem with the thing. You forgot to include the weight of the nipples. Although I totally agree that they are not as heavy as the boobs themselves, it may have an effect on the final result that you are going to get. 

Everyone was laughing like hell, i mean, who can still stay calm after hearing those kind of stupid jokes after all? But, we had not finished yet, something more interesting was coming. 

D: Hell man, you guys are really idiots. Never had any physics classes in your life before? Boobs have their elasticity, so I will consider them as an oscillator, just like a pendulum, swinging forth and backward. So, you have to consider the force of an oscillator in the equation too. 

A, B and C : True, true, how come we have never thought of that before? Respect respect, our physicist. (Clapping hands and nodding heads at the same time)

Me: Let's not forget the frictional force of the air, just in order to have the result as accurate as possible. 

So, in the end, we came out with a diagram as below, so now, it was impossible to solve the equation without having any paper or pen in our hands. 

All of us were so satisfied with the final equation that we have and then, some of my friends said that they were going to solve it as soon as they got back home (Hell, as if they would!! That was just a stupid joke, nothing more than that!) But, everyone was laughing, well, that was the point of our dinner after all. 

Wait wait wait, hold on a second, when did I say that we were just only boys? The girls didn't sound even a little bit throughout the whole conversation up until the very end. 

Girl A: Well than, at least we got some frictional force and the natural elasticity to support our boobs and keep them in place from falling. Let's look at another example, such as penis. For penis, you guys only the gravitational force since the shape of the penis is not very well adapted to the frictional force of the air (shape like the head of the airplane, reducing the frictional force of the air greatly and therefore can move in a high velocity). So, in conclusion, penis is going to reach the ground in less than 10 seconds !!!

Everyone was laughing like hell this time. I even got some water came out from my eyes back then. What a joke !

Me: Respect respect, here come the Nobel prize winner in physics this year !! You are the boss. HAHAHAHA

A winter joke (18+)

Today is thursday and just like other normal thursday, we don't have any class in the afternoon for all the universities here. At first, I was planning to go back home right away and then started to prepare my lunch. After that, maybe I would just go and get me some sleep since I am getting so damn exhausted these few days, I had just finished the organic chemistry test and japanese test on this tuesday and another stupid and good-for-nothing presentation this yesterday. Upon leaving the school front door, one of my buddies called and asked me if I would like to go for a lunch with him. Since we didn't meet up for ages, I accepted his offer and and I was patiently waiting for him to come to my school while waiting inside the hall there. He arrived here in 2 mins, because he is now doing his internship in one of the labs just next to my school. Ok, all set, so we just just walked to one of the restaurants here while catching up some new things.

We arrived there, we sat there and then we started to eat our meals (let's just cut off all those useless details). And then, he came out with this winter joke. Below is the recollection of our conversation.

Friend : Do you want to hear out 1 real nice joke? (with an cunning smile on his face)

Me: Why not, just tell me then, what is it about? (I stopped my drink and started listening to him)

Friend : Do you ever notice that gals always cover themselves up a lot on the upper part of the body whereas they can still wear mini skirt to go out during the winter?

Me: Is that so?

Friend: Yup, it is very common. How come you didn't know such things? (a bit disappointment on his face)

Me: So, what is the big deal behind it?

(I will like to say it ealier, this will be a litle joke about gals, but it is just meant to be a joke, no offence to all of you, simply sharing)

Friend: You see, one of the purpose they do so is that, by covering up the upper body with all those things, they can increase the cup of their breasts, or at least, can deceive other people about their actual size. But, that is not the main reason behind it.

Me: You still got a better explaination? (a litle bit suprised)

Friend: How can you be so dumb? Do you know that you need to keep the milk at a higher temperature in order to maintain its freshness so that it is not spoilt, but on the other hand, you will need to keep the abalone, a type of seafood in the freezer?

Me: Oh man, how come you can come out with such a joke?!! That is real brilliant man. I have never come across with such a joke!!

We still got some other jokes back then, but I just cant recall them. After all, they weren't as funny as this one. To all those who read, I really don't have the intention to offend you guys, and if you think that it is not funny at all, then I can just give you my sincere apology. Sorry to all the girls, that was just a little joke between my friend and I, I hope that no harm has been made.